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Meowing instead of saying hello when walking through the door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou or a loved one may have contracted the Meow Virus (this one is real).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bag was specifically designed to help contain the Meow Virus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePossible side effects may include excessive purchases of cat-themed merchandise, uncontrollable smiling, laughing at things that aren't funny, spontaneous meowing, and severe cute aggression toward innocent kittens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade with spun polyester, these bags feature double-stitched seams, cotton webbing straps, and nonwoven laminate lining for high-end durability. Your all-over print is created with dye sublimation for high-end visuals. .: Made with 100% polyester, a medium-weight fabric (6.49 oz\/yd² (200 g\/m²)) that is highly durable and perfect for everyday use. .: 5 color handle options .: All tote bags come with a non-woven laminate inside, and cotton handle so that you can match your customers' needs. .: Please note: Size tolerance ±0.75\" (1.9 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. 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